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DARK BEIGE RADIO - PODCAST 29: REUNION

2011-11-18T10:16:00.003Z

http://darkbeige.podbean.com/2011/11/18/episode-twenty-nine-the-reunion-show/

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TALENTED MINGER / MONG WRITER

2011-10-25T10:14:00.004+01:00

NADAL GIVEN GREAT BLOW JOB IN PRESS CONFERENCE

2011-09-06T21:14:00.001+01:00

"OOH!"

DARK BEIGE RADIO - PODCAST 28: LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS

2011-09-05T15:11:00.003+01:00

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We predict a riot, etc

SNEAK PREVIEW: MITCH WINEHOUSE'S JAZZ TRIBUTE TO AMY

2011-08-26T11:41:00.003+01:00

"A shooby dooby dooby doo wah, doo wah,

My shooby dooby daughter is dooby dooby dooby doo-dead, doo dead"

More Mitch fun in Dark beige Radio Podcast 28, out next week

HOPE MOATS

2011-08-26T11:39:00.002+01:00

A new hope

WILL SMITH: I WARNED YOU ABOUT HARDCORE DANCE

2011-08-26T10:38:00.005+01:00

Back in 92 in my seminal hit, Summertime, I warned you all that "all that hardcore dance has gotten to be a little bit out of control", but you just didn't listen, did you?

19 years later, and it looks like I was right after all.

As the world dances at "raves" to fast digital beats, just look what's happening out there...

The economy in freefall...

Norwegians going nuts...

Singers tragically dying...

Riots in the streets...

And my wife (maybe) boning Marc Anthony.

This would never have happened if you'd all stuck to some slow summer grooves

Remember kids - "it's cool to dance, but what about the groove that soothes that moves romance?"

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU LOVE SMOKING

2011-07-04T14:59:00.004+01:00

"I DO!!!!"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2011000/Dragons-Den-star-Duncan-Bannatyne-gets-personal-woes-charity-parachute-jump.html

PETER ANDRE SELLS HIS KIDS ON QVC

2011-06-29T16:48:00.002+01:00

"I love them, mate...yours for £3.99...I'll throw in Harvey and call it a fiver"

19 YEAR OLD FROM ESSEX REVEALED AS HACKER...NO RECENT PHOTOS AVAILABLE

2011-06-22T15:28:00.004+01:00

The boy....6 years ago

His computer...20 years ago

His home...60 years ago

DAVID CAMERON'S FINGER GLUED TO HIS LIPS IN PRANK

2011-05-23T17:35:00.002+01:00

PETE TOWNSHEND LAUNCHES WHERE'S MADDIE? BOOK

2011-05-19T09:55:00.002+01:00

MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN

2011-05-18T11:40:00.001+01:00

Townshend to finally release his book

BANNATYNE: I LIKE THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

2011-05-17T10:19:00.004+01:00

"I am a God and I do hate fags...smokers are all phaedophiles"

DARK BEIGE RADIO - PODCAST 27: SUPERINJUNCTION

2011-05-16T08:46:00.002+01:00

Here

and here...

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THIRD BIRTHDAY / ON A BREAK

2011-04-08T13:48:00.004+01:00

The Dark Beige blog is now just over three years old.

There have been 2775 posts, 26 podcasts, and over 48,000 tweets; 100 jokes about Jack Tweed, and (amazingly) just 45 about paedophiles.

Am taking a small break from the blog to get new inspiration and enjoy the sunshine. Back soon.

RAOUL: I'VE GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND, MON

2011-04-08T11:11:00.001+01:00

"And no copper better look at her"

AVRIL FOOLS DAY

2011-04-01T10:31:00.003+01:00

"He wasn't a skater boy! She didn't say see you later boy! It was all a joke, ha ha"

MUSLAMIC RAY GUNS

2011-03-31T12:58:00.000+01:00

ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET...

2011-03-31T11:02:00.002+01:00

Go!

CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES A LEVEL RESULTS TO BLOSSOM 5 MONTHS EARLY

2011-03-31T10:33:00.004+01:00

"I got straight A's!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Shit, it's freezing out here"

THE PORTRAIT OF JACK TWEED

2011-03-29T13:46:00.003+01:00

"When I look into this mirror I see a really shit drawing of Jade's ghost"

TWEED: I WASN'T BEING DISRESPECTFUL

2011-03-28T10:46:00.003+01:00

"When I thought about brave Jade, I was awash with grief...so I thought I'd have a wash in this handy hot tub"

NOT AWIGHT

2011-03-28T10:34:00.002+01:00

Barrymore's latest comeback attempt sinks like a Lubbock.

WHY THE BLANK FACE?

2011-03-23T16:11:00.002Z

Are you staring at me?

CHRIST ON A BIKE?

2011-03-22T14:51:00.001Z

No, morbidly obese Chinese toddler

LOCK (DOWN) NESS MONSTER

2011-03-16T10:14:00.003Z

Raoul Moat accomplices Karl Ness and Qhuram Awan sent down

GEORGE MICHAEL ASKS FANS TO HELP HIM DO A POO ON TWITTER

2011-03-15T11:57:00.006Z

Come on! I'm sure together we can all get this to number two!

SPECIAL PHIL

2011-03-11T16:00:00.003Z

CONNERY: I DON'T LIKE THE CHARLIE SHEEN THESE DAYS

2011-03-09T10:28:00.002Z

"I haven't taken cocaine in years"

CONVICTED PAEDOPHILE APOLOGISES FOR 'GIGANTIC ERROR OF JUDGEMENT' IN LENDING FERGIE £15,000

2011-03-08T09:53:00.003Z

"This is deeply embarrassing...What was I thinking?"

DARK BEIGE RADIO: PODCAST 26 - DO ME A FAVOUR, LOVE

2011-03-08T09:46:00.002Z

On International Women's Day, a load of prehistoric banter

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THAT'S IT - I'M RETIRING

2011-03-07T11:53:00.003Z

I'm a special performer

By Phil Collins

Don't even try to stop me. It's too late. I'm retiring. I'm just too old to matter anymore.

What's that you say?

"Please Phil, don't go - we still need you. We love you"?

Oh, you were just coughing.

Fuck you.

I'm off. This is it.

Bye then.

I'm off.

See you later.

I'm retiring.

WORLD'S BRIGHTEST PAEDOPHILES GATHER FOR PED 2011 CONFERENCE

2011-03-07T10:38:00.002Z

CHARLIE SHEEN REMIX

2011-03-03T10:29:00.001Z

EMILIO ESTEVEZ: I'M ADDICTED TO LOSING

2011-03-03T10:22:00.001Z

THE SHEEN EFFECT: SALES OF F18'S SOAR

2011-03-03T10:13:00.003Z

Everyone wants to be one, bro

PREDATOR: THE MUSICAL

2011-02-25T11:51:00.000Z

MUMSNET WEIGH IN ON LIBYA

2011-02-24T08:16:00.003Z

"Gaddafi doesn't seem to be good for our kids. Boo"

TERRIFYING!

2011-02-23T09:56:00.000Z

MEET THE NEW VOCAL HARMONY SENSATION - THE CRIMINALS

2011-02-22T13:51:00.002Z

"Girl, we want your love!"

SINGING IN THE RAIN REBOOT "MISJUDGED"

2011-02-22T11:58:00.002Z

THAT EXPLAINS THE T SHIRT

2011-02-22T11:12:00.002Z

Raoul Moat outed (Mouted) as gay

No need to be ashamed, Raoul - don't look so red faced.

MAN RISKS LIFE TO DEFEND MAT HORNE

2011-02-22T10:28:00.005Z

"He is a brilliant talent! How dare you mock him!"

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE SAIF AL GADAFFI

2011-02-22T10:12:00.002Z

"Stare to the front,
And point your right hand,
Show your penis size,
And the finger goes up,
Now bring your left hand across,
And make a triangle
And that's the Saif Al Gadaffi dance!"

I'VE GOT THE SKULL TO PAY THE BILLS

2011-02-19T14:20:00.004Z

Unemployed father of three appears on Jeremy Kyle with full facial skull tattoo.

Bonus: calls himself "Maddog"

WHY I HATE FACEBOOK

2011-02-17T12:18:00.001Z

No further questions, your honour

IF TWITTER WAS AROUND IN JESUS' TIME

2011-02-16T10:57:00.004Z

"LOL at those sandals"..."what a walking on water twat"..."I preferred his earlier pond walks"

"hope he's got enough loaves and fishes to feed fatty Corden"...."That food looks shit, what a bearded twat"..."bet he hasn't got a gluten free option"...

"OMG I love One Direction"..."he looks pretty cross about being up there"..."this is shit"

PETER FILE

2011-02-14T17:41:00.003Z

Pandre collecting evidence against his former wife.

And keeping it in a file, probably.

EGYPTIAN PROTESTORS GET RID OF MUBARAK

2011-02-11T16:10:00.003Z

"Shoo!"

OOH, PARDON!

2011-02-10T10:30:00.001Z

I MET THIS BAND'S DAD

2011-02-08T09:58:00.003Z

It was Pa for the Coors

DARK BEIGE RADIO RETURNS

2011-02-07T21:50:00.002Z

Podcast 25 - STOP! Bannatyne

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SPLASH MACHINE

2011-02-06T08:40:00.002Z

Antony Costa from Blue urinates on a cash machine

NEW VIRAL AD FOR CAMEL CIGARETTES "VERY MISJUDGED"

2011-02-03T12:36:00.003Z

EXCLUSIVE: RAOUL MOAT PREDICTED EGYPT TENSIONS 6 MONTHS AGO!

2011-02-03T12:30:00.002Z

JUST ONE MENTAL PREVIOUS OWNER

2011-02-02T13:21:00.002Z

Raoul Moat's car for sale on eBay

SHEPHERD "DEPRESSED"

2011-01-28T11:14:00.001Z

"This red sky is doing nothing for me"

OH DEAR

2011-01-27T12:06:00.001Z

ANDY MURRAY SUCKED OFF DURING TENNIS MATCH

2011-01-24T15:40:00.001Z

GEORGE HARRISON SPOTTED IN DUBAI

2011-01-20T13:27:00.002Z

"My sweet lord"

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3361380/Maddie-seen-with-suspect-in-Dubai.html

ELTON: THE TINY MINDED LITTLE THING IS TOTALLY RELIANT ON ME FOR EVERYTHING

2011-01-18T10:43:00.003Z

"And the baby is pretty needy too, boom boom"

WHAT'S PRINCE WILLIAM'S FAVOURITE VACUUM CLEANER?

2011-01-16T18:40:00.001Z

Di son

BECKHAM BEGINS ZANU PF TRAINING

2011-01-14T08:20:00.004Z

David Beckham has completed his first day's training at Zanu PF with manager Robert Mugabe still hopeful a loan deal for the former England captain can be resolved.

The Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder was given the green light to join in with the Zanu PF murder squad on Monday after completing a series of fitness tests at the club's training ground in Harare.

Mugabe revealed Zanu PF had not yet given up all hope of brokering a deal to get Beckham into action on the streets.

"There is nothing at the moment, but we will see what happens, who knows?" Mugabe told Sky News.

"I am not dealing with that side, but it is good to have him here. David is a top British imperialist pig and a fantastic boy. Everyone respects David and looks up to him so it was good to have him here."

"THE THINKER", 2011

2011-01-12T13:23:00.003Z

"Wonder what's for tea"

HAVE YOU STARTED TO LOOK A BIT LIKE A PAEDO, DAVE?

2011-01-11T16:54:00.003Z

"Sure have mate, yeah!"

THERE'S AN ITALIAN KILLER

2011-01-10T13:25:00.002Z

Genoa?

No, it's a he, and I've never met him

http://www.siciliainformazioni.com/giornale//114184/jealousy-tragedy-genoa-killed-wife-neighbours-committed-suicide.htm

LUBBOCK DIES!

2011-01-10T13:18:00.003Z

"And this time I had nothing to do with it, awight?"

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/tom-lubbock-artist-critic-and-independent-great-dies-at-53-2180273.html#

DUNCAN BANNATYNE PLANS MISERY REBOOT

2011-01-07T15:24:00.004Z

"I bloody HATE James Caan!"

I HAVENT DIED YET IN 2011!

2011-01-06T20:03:00.008Z

By the Lighthouse Family's Tunde Baiyewu

Tunde bloody Tunde! Us minor celebs are dropping like flies in 2011, and we're not even a week in!

I never expected so many sort of famous people to die in a whole month of Tundes! First Pete couldn't Postleth-wait to die, then Gerry Rafferty got off at the wrong stop (Baker Street) - and died!

Then Japan musician Mick had a Karn-do attitude to death, while old Hollywood actress Anne Francis took her final curtain call, and Babe writer Dick King Smith went to the big old farm house in the sky. All these deaths have left me feeling anything but Lifted!

And yet I'm here, doing totally fine! I haven't even got a cold. I'm feeling better than ever, in fact. Healthy, strong, soulful. I might even take an Ocean Drive later. I'm in my prime.

*Cough* Oh God, just read that &cough* boxer Gary Mason has died. He went 12 rounds with the traffic and lost. I'll miss you *cough splutter* big guy.

But I'm still *wretch* here, still Tunde. Tell me why you don't like Tunde? Just kidding *cough vomit* everyone loves me!

Oh God, I'm actually starting to not feel well. I hope I won't be sending you all Postcards From Heaven in 2011. Hey that rhymes, it could be a *groan* song. My swansong...

2011, Don't know why you're so blue, Sun's gonna shine on everything you do, And the sky is so blue, *AAAAAAAAAAAH!* Sun's gonna shine on everything you do *dies*

2010: A YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 3

2010-12-31T12:34:00.003Z

Away from Raoul, in July, smugness levels soared with the launch of the iPad, and Duncan Bannatyne revealed he loves cigarettes.

In August, Sean Connery revealed where he went to school, Justin Bieber revealed who he wanted to date, Martin Freeman showed his dramatic range and there were familiar scenes on A level results day. Snoop Dogg revealed his love of Hyacinth Bucket, and cat bin lady caused a stir.

In the Autumn, Michael Barrymore taunted the Lubbock family, Cliff Richard invented a time machine, went back in time and fucked his younger self, and Alex James shocked everyone with his love of cheese. Gap employees had a swingers party, Storm from X Factor humiliated himself (again) and fire extinguisher student became a hero.

Finally, Man United's Mexican striker has 400 nicknames, and a doctor uses a calculator to break bad news, while Beckham can't solve everything (or anything).

Phew! What a year! Join DB in 2011 where hopefully Pandre will still be crying, Townsend still not releasing, and everything still fucked.

Happy New Year!

2010: A YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 2: RAOUL BRITANNIA

2010-12-30T20:15:00.005Z

After England's humiliation at the world cup, and our betrayal by Nick Clegg, Britain needed a hero. A modern day Robin Hood, a man who stood up and did what he wanted...A red faced bouncer with homicidal tendencies, a cut off t-shirt and a stupid name. That man was Roaul Moat.

Moat threatened to shoot all police, wrote letters to cops, and inspired a Jay Z song.

He ha a funeraoul and cremoation, and became an unlikely hero, causing Raoul mania. He even inspired a misspelled tattoo, and Simon Cowell admitted he was a fan, while Jay Kay wrote a song about him.

MORE RAOUL: Podcast here. Wordcloud here.

2010: A YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 1

2010-12-29T19:43:00.007Z

In January my baby was born so I didn't pay too much attention to other stuff.

But the final Celebrity Big Brother wowed the nation, where Vinnie Jones was revealed to be a total bellend. And it snowed yet again, despite a Facebook campaign to make it stop, while Peter Andre went on a shooting spree in a school, because he loves kids.

In February, disaster struck in Haiti, David Cameron appealed to as many voters as possible, Stephen Fry was given listed status, and Ashley Cole revealed a talent for rubbish excuses, as every footballer going had a sex scandal.

In March, even cryin' Peter Andre was exposed as a hypocrite, Turbo B from Snap got a job as a doctor, Mitch Winehouse adopted an African orphan and Jack Tweed starred in the picture of the year.

In April, Cleggmania briefly gripped Hollywood (hindsight is a bitch), Jimmy from 911 agonised over whether he was to blame for nine eleven, while Josef Fritzl's famous "file that made him smile" got everywhere. Gentle Ben was revealed as a rapist and a woman gave birth to a potato.

In May, election fever reached a crescendo, and the Sun went for a misjudged cover. Mark Croft admitted he was fucking his cars, and famous Russells faced off at Rusell Mania, while Vinnie Jones lamented the sad loss of Dennis Hopper, who he never met.

In June, two dead celebrities started a drum and bass night in heaven, and Glastomania took hold.

Come back tomorrow for part 2, and the summer of one very special red faced doorman of hearts - Raoul Moat...

MERRY XMAS

2010-12-22T12:25:00.001Z

Back soon

DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS?

2010-12-21T10:56:00.006Z

We asked the stars...

Brookstein: Yes. But only because Simon Cowell told him to. He uses people. He once made me take a shit in a bin and eat it.

Boyle: Yes, a bear does, while it rapes its own retarded kids and eats AIDS.

Gazza: I know Beary, man. He's OK. I brought some chicken and a can of lager. He won't shit on me.

Andre: I don't know if it does mate. I suppose it might, while looking after it's little cubs. Aah, I love those cute little guys, *blub*.

Gentle Ben: I do sometimes, but only because I miss this little boy so much. Sadly he grew up to look like a paedo.

More bears in woods: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/10/celebrities-speak-their-minds.html

HARVEY'S GUIDE TO SWINGING

2010-12-13T10:13:00.003Z

Very good. To be actively encouraged.

Not so good. Be careful if you get involved that things don't get out of hand.

Very bad. Avoid at all costs!

INDIANA JONES REMAKE "MISJUDGED"

2010-12-11T09:41:00.004Z

CHARLES AND CAMILLA SHOCKED BY DIGITAL SPY

2010-12-10T13:06:00.004Z

"What do you mean Alexandra Burke's next album will be sexier? It can't be!"

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/news/a292278/alexandra-burke-lp-two-will-be-sexier.html

I HATE HAVING NO BIG TOE

2010-12-08T20:25:00.002Z

I'm lack toes intolerant

BITTER IRONY AS JADE FROM DAMAGE'S ANUS IS SEVERELY DAMAGED IN BIZARRE ACCIDENT

2010-12-08T20:23:00.002Z

"The bitter irony is keeping me smiling through this unlikely trauma"

ENGLAND'S TOTAL FAILURE AT WORLD CUP BID LEADS TO QATARSIS

2010-12-03T08:04:00.003Z

"Why does no one like us?"

DAVID BECKHAM USED IN GOVERNMENT BID TO STOP HEAVY SNOW

2010-12-01T12:13:00.003Z

"Come on snow, mate, stop falling. I'd really appreciate it"

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR COFFEE, CHUCK D?

2010-11-30T16:30:00.003Z

"Too black, too strong"

RIP LESLIE NIELSEN

2010-11-29T14:57:00.002Z

STUDDENT PROTTEST

2010-11-25T14:05:00.002Z

UNHAPPY JACK

2010-11-24T15:35:00.002Z

NEW MANCHESTER UNITED PLAYER HAS 400 NICKNAMES

2010-11-23T09:02:00.004Z

"Diablorino"

Mexican footballer Javier "Chicorito" Hernandez has certainly made a big impression since joining Manchester United in the summer. The young boy wonder, also known as "Little Pea", "Lil' Quan", "Pezo" and "Picorino" is fast establishing himelf as a United legend.

"Aye, Little Javi is a great footballer", Sir Alex Ferguson agreed, "I'm glad I bought Pobolino".

Gary Neville agrees - "Chico's so talented, I've rarely seen such skill as Ocho Momo shows out there".

Even legend Sir Bobby Charlton had something to say. "I love little Taco", he cried.

The fans also love Pablo, as some affectionately call him, but so far cannot decide on just one nickname to build a terrace chant around.

NERVOUS DOCTOR BREAKS MISTECTOMY NEWS TO PATIENT USING CALCULATOR

2010-11-22T20:07:00.005Z

"I'm afraid you'll be..."

EXTINGUISHERGATE: NOW PRE-RAPHAELITE PAINTING WANTED FOR QUESTIONING

2010-11-17T13:35:00.003Z

POLICE HUNT KEANE LEAD SINGER IN FIRE EXTINGUISHER INCIDENT

2010-11-16T13:37:00.003Z

LORD SUGAR SENDS MESSAGE TO BRITISH COUPLE JUST RELEASED BY SOMALI PIRATES

2010-11-15T11:24:00.003Z

"Buy my book. I've got loads of followers on twitter"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1329577/Paul-Rachel-Chandler-kidnapped-Somali-pirates-released-388-days.html

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

2010-11-13T07:50:00.004Z

Are YOU the fire extinguisher wielding hero who saved countless lives with his quick thinking actions at Thursday's student demonstration in London? If so, come forward NOW for a massive reward.

This handsome hero rushed into action when he thought he saw a small fire breaking out on the ground, 20 storeys below him, and, without thinking of his own safety, grabbed the nearest fire extinguisher and hurled it down to the crowds below, to help extinguish the flame.

It is often said of the younger generation that they lack heroes. But look at that strong, bovine jaw, that cheeky, rakish smile, that casual brown jacket - this is our generation's Winston Churchill.

Arise, Sir Student on Roof - your time has come.

DYSLEXIA AFFECTING ARETHA FRANKLIN'S CAREER

2010-11-09T07:01:00.002Z

"R-E-X-P-B-T-E, find out how to spell it for me"

GAMU NOT STOPPED CRYING SINCE X FACTOR REJECTION A MONTH AGO

2010-11-04T20:47:00.002Z

LORD SUGAR COMFORTS BURNS VICTIMS

2010-11-04T11:09:00.002Z

"You've been badly burnt in a fire"

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS! LITERALLY!

2010-10-29T15:45:00.005+01:00

TEN SONGS IAN HUNTLEY MIIIIIIIGHT HAVE SUNG!!!

- It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
- Drown, Drown, Deeper and Drown - Status Quo
- You Got To Hide Your Love Away - The Beatles
- Huntley House - Blur
- Here In My Bath... - Gary Numan
- Soham Macho - Sinitta
- Huntley High & Low - A Ha
- Handle With Caretaker - Traveling Wilburys
- Updrown Top Ranking - Althia & Donna
- I Just Died In Your Bath Tonight - Cutting Crew

TIRED AND CONFUSED ALAN SUGAR NOT SURE WHAT SHOW HE'S ON

2010-10-26T21:00:00.002+01:00

"You've got the X Factor...I mean, you are the weakest link...I'm fired!"

HARVEY SPEAKS

2010-10-24T07:41:00.004+01:00

Mummy thinks I look like Paije off the XFactor. I can't see it myself.

https://twitter.com/misskatieprice/status/28526352435

STORM FROM X FACTOR HUMILIATES HIMSELF IN FAILED MURDER SPREE

2010-10-23T07:17:00.004+01:00

"I want everyone to never give up. You haven't seen the last of me." - The very nearly chilling words said by 37 year old X Factor reject Storm, as he left the show last weekend. Few could have known how potentially omenous his words would prove.

Just days later, the angry, vengeful singer set out on a murderous spree, vowing revenge on Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh, who he blamed for his early demise, and the general public who had failed to back him.

Loading a holdall with shotguns, the failed celebrity set off on his vengeful quest, but didn't have any bus fare to get to Cowell's home in West London. "This isn't the last you've heard of me!", he warned the bus driver.

Walking slowly into town, Storm decided to start his kill spree, but realised he had mislaid his bag of guns somewhere back a few miles ago, during the bus kerfuffle. Grabbing a blunt knife from a local cafe, he attempted to slash a passing pensioner, but slipped on a banana skin and landed face first in some freshly laid horse shit.

"Follow your dreams, horse shit, you haven't heard the last of me!", he angrily promised the manure.

Storm then tried to storm into a primary school and do a Dunblane, but it was Saturday. "I'll be back!", he warned, before returning to a life of failure and obscurity.

RAOUL MOAT WORD CLAOUD

2010-10-22T20:43:00.003+01:00

http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/2610449/Raoul_Moat