"Girl, we want your love!"
Raoul Moat outed (Mouted) as gay
No need to be ashamed, Raoul - don't look so red faced.
"He is a brilliant talent! How dare you mock him!"
"Stare to the front,
And point your right hand,
Show your penis size,
And the finger goes up,
Now bring your left hand across,
And make a triangle
And that's the Saif Al Gadaffi dance!"
Bonus: calls himself "Maddog"
"LOL at those sandals"..."what a walking on water twat"..."I preferred his earlier pond walks"
"hope he's got enough loaves and fishes to feed fatty Corden"...."That food looks shit, what a bearded twat"..."bet he hasn't got a gluten free option"...
"OMG I love One Direction"..."he looks pretty cross about being up there"..."this is shit"