Showing posts with label Gags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gags. Show all posts

I MET THIS BAND'S DAD



It was Pa for the Coors
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NEW VIRAL AD FOR CAMEL CIGARETTES "VERY MISJUDGED"


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SHEPHERD "DEPRESSED"



"This red sky is doing nothing for me"
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WHAT'S PRINCE WILLIAM'S FAVOURITE VACUUM CLEANER?




Di son
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THERE'S AN ITALIAN KILLER



Genoa?

No, it's a he, and I've never met him

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I HATE HAVING NO BIG TOE



I'm lack toes intolerant
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NERVOUS DOCTOR BREAKS MISTECTOMY NEWS TO PATIENT USING CALCULATOR



"I'm afraid you'll be..."



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LORD SUGAR COMFORTS BURNS VICTIMS



"You've been badly burnt in a fire"
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LORD SUGAR IN NORWAY



"You're Fjord!"
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GAP EMPLOYEES HOST SWINGERS PARTY



"Leave your khakis in the bowl"
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JOHN SMEATON ATTACKS FLAMING SAMBUCCA IN BAR



"I thought it was another bomb...this is Glasgow, we'll set aboot you!"
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RESERVOIR DOGS REBOOT "FLAWED"




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CONFUSED MUM LITERALLY GOES TO ICELAND TO BUY DINNER



"Where are the sausage roll party packs?...the prawn ring?"
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PAEDO WING



"Phwoar! Look at that young'un"
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WHY'S THAT GUY NOT AT WORK? IS HE ILL?



"No, he's just a Fakir"
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COPING SAW



"I'm taking things day by day...I'll be OK"
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IS THIS YOUR RED FACED PSYCHO, SHAYNE?



"Yep, that's my Raoul"
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TORTURED PORN



"Aah, not my fingernails!"
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WHAT SHALL I DO WITH YOUR FAILED BOOK ABOUT BEING A PAEDOPHILE PRIEST, FATHER?



"Pulp it!"
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BALDING MAN HAS LOVELY HOLIDAY AT LAKE COMOVER



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