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Showing posts with label Thought. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thought. Show all posts
GORDON SMART'S PHILOSOPHY CORNER
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, are Kasabian still the best band in the world?
Yes
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH ERIC MENERHAUER
I'm a cross dresser...whenever I get dressed, I'm angry. Actually, I'm angry all the time.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH JACK TWEED
Everyone keeps saying that I'm doing porridge. Well, I'm not, I'm doing cornflakes. At lunch I do sandwiches. Dinner is usually pie and chips.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH JACK TWEED
People keep going on about "dropping the soap" now I'm inside...but I can still watch Hollyoaks in my cell, so the joke's on them.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH ERIC MENERHAUER
I need to move out of home as my parents are such total asses. I'm thinking of renting a condo in Rumer Willis' chin.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH BRANTON CHADWICK
Dear Sir,
I write to you haven taken cognizance of the sensitive nature of this deal and thought carefully of a confidant that will assist me in the transaction. I have deemed it pertinent and appropriate to contact you directly for a prospective business deal in the tune of USD 34.3 million.
I am a Portfolio Manager with UBS financial services Inc, and I am ready and willing to work this deal out with your sincere assistance and cooperation. It will be unwise to jeopardize the success of this transaction at this point by releasing the details as I cannot confirm your exact stand till I receive your response to this email.
I will give you the full details of the transaction and how to go about it as soon as I confirm your positive response. Honesty, confidentiality and effective communication is highly needed to ensure prompt conclusion of this deal as this is risk-free and profitable.
Regards,
Mr. Branton Chadwick
LOL, I'm just kidding, guys! I only want to OPTIMIZE YOUR POTENTIAL!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH BRANTON CHADWICK
Some kid just flipped me the bird and said "motivate that". So, I did... : )
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH BRANTON CHADWICK
When I heard about this guy from the UK, "Mr Motivator", I was excited. But when I checked him out on YouTube, I was disappointed : (
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH BRANTON CHADWICK
The collective noun for a group of seminar optimizers is a motivation. Example: 'There goes a motivation of seminar optimizers. Those guys are great'.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH BRANTON CHADWICK
If I was a restaurant (and bar!), I'd definitely be TGI Fridays.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH JACK TWEED
I enjoy a good roast any day of the week, but NOT on Sunday! I'm always too tired and sick by then.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH BRANTON CHADWICK
If you want to reach the top of the computing industry, you need a hard drive
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH JACK TWEED
In today's Mirror, Jordan acknowledges that she's not to everyone's taste: "I'm like marmite".
You're damn right, darling - a weird shade of brown and easily spread, LOL!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH ERIC MENERHAUER
I'm a horny teen, and even I wouldn't bone Katie Price. She looks like she smells of sick, GROSS.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH MOLLY SHAN
Shame on you, Scotland. I threw my shortbread and tartan away earlier, and i was not finished with them : (
