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Showing posts with label Sad Girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sad Girl. Show all posts
SAD GIRL - PETA
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
PETA
You can't swat a fly
According to PETA
You probably shouldn't
Even eat feta
SAD GIRL - SHIA LABEOUF
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Shia LaBeouf
In France
Shia LaBeouf
Calls an egg
Un oeuf
SAD GIRL - MADONNA
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Madonna
No Mercy?
No way
Give me it
I'll pay
SAD GIRL RETURNS - THE TERMINATOR
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
The Terminator
I'll be back
Again and again
To kill you
Or save you
Depending on where & when
SAD GIRL - MAGAZINES
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Magazines
I've shed the pounds
I love my curves
I've battled the bulge
I'm a real woman
SAD GIRL - POLITICS
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Politics
Tony Blair
Didn't care
Gordon Brown
Doesn't dare
David Cameron
Has good hair
SAD GIRL - DEAL OR NO DEAL
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Deal or No Deal
How did you know
To open that box?
Was it God?
No, it was luck
SAD GIRL - GORDON BROWN
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Gordon Brown
Why do you frown?
You big fat clown
Don't be down
You're Gordon Brown
SAD GIRL - MADDIE
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Madeline McCann
Daddy!
Maddie?
Baddie
Very saddie
SAD GIRL - BRITAIN
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Britain
Bankers are greedy
The poor are needy
And everyone's obsessed with Cheryl Tweedy
SAD GIRL - SWINE FLU
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Swine Flu
Ole!
Oink!
Achoo!
Cough!
Dead
SAD GIRL - CREDIT CRUNCH
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Credit Crunch
Economy coke
Value crisps
Embarassed silences
Played down lisps
SAD GIRL - BADDY DADDY
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
Baddy Daddy
Cry for mummy
But she's not there
The knock on the door
The creak on the stair
NEW GUEST BLOGGER: SAD GIRL
The poetic musings of a mixed up 20-something girl, lost in London
New Cross at Night
Twilight whispers in London lives
Tears on the window
The sharpening of knives
Why do we cry
When we know that they're deaf?
Why do we die
When we live for death?
There's a new crucifixion
In old New Cross
