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By Diamonds Are Forever's Mr Wint

I know that I am about to die. That bastard Bond has got the better of us again, and already my dear lover Mr Kidd has jumped overboard, totally on fire.

Now it's my turn to die. Bond has pushed the bomb in to my trousers, grabbed them and wedgied them (and thus the rather large bomb) upwards into my anus.

This should be a terrifying, hideous experience - but I can't help secretly enjoying it.

I hope my face hasn't given too much away!



Bye!!!!!