dark beige

Chairman Mao is still dead. "I died 32 years ago", he told me.




Brad Pitt is not a fan of 90s British sitcom Birds of a Feather. "I've never heard of it", he told me.





Good Charlotte's Joel Madden doesn't actually think that classic children's novel Charlotte's Web is good - because he thinks it's great. "I love that book" he told me.



Mark Dixie is angry that people still mention him brutally murdering Sally Anne Bowman. "What about all my charity work?" he moaned.