I'M NOT DEAD!

Posted by Posted by Dark Beige On 00:57


NO



YES


By Mike Read

Don't worry everyone, I'm not dead! This is perhaps because I'm not the popular star of Eastenders, who died last year. His name was Mike Reid. Note the spelling.

I am however, the equally popular presenter of Saturday Super Store, who was first evicted from I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! 2004, and writer of the Oscar Wilde musical that enjoyed a glorious 24 hours in the West End before being cancelled.

The eagle-eyed amongst you may also recognise me from that weird time I appeared on GMTV, trying to sell my Tsunami-based charity single. Can you believe no-one took that up? Racist!

Happy to report that, no, I'm not dead, and infact I'm very much open for business!


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