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Tom Selleck is sick of only ever being remembered for his role in Magnum. "What about all my charity work?" he moaned.




Popular pathologist Quincy ME is sure that something fishy is going on with his latest case, perhaps involving local bureacracy. "I'd stake my reputation on it!" he angrily shouted.





Warrington murder victim Garry Newlove is enjoying his time in heaven. "I can watch any movie anytime I want" he said.




Ian Huntley is a massive fan of short-lived 80s US sitcom Phenom, about a tennis prodigy. "She's lovely" he said.