* Should you see them live, and they be very disappointing
Guided by Voices - "Be guided by mine. Fuck off"
KC and the Sunshine Band - "You're so fat, these days you should be KFC and the Sunshine Band"
OR "You're so booze-addled, you should be KC and the Moonshine band"
Blondie - "You're so old, you're more like Greyie"
Prince - "It's clearly a shame for you that the name Queen was already taken"
The Hoosiers - "My God, you guys are shit"
Megadeth - "I wish I was Megadeaf; then I wouldn't have to hear your dirge"
Does It Offend You, Yeah? - "Yes it fucking does, you cunts"
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