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By OJ Simpson

I'm genuinely so sorry for the bad things I have done in my life:


I'm sorry for returning my DVD rental copy of 2 Fast 2 Furious over a week late, thus depriving many others of the turbo-charged action.




I'm sorry for telling Uncle Ron to "butt out" when he worried I was depressed. Ron, I love you.




I'm sorry for not going to church as much as I should.





Sorry I didn't fully utilise my role as ambassador for gang literacy in South Central Los Angeles; it was something of a wasted opportunity.





Please forgive me, Lord.