By an onlooker

The plight of the professional onlooker is not as glamorous as people might think, an onlooker said. Whereas peoople are all keen to hear his eyewitness account that Jen looked so relaxed on her beach break after breaking up with Brad, or that Peter and Katie seemed tired and stressed and hardly spoke, no one ever cares about or comments on the experience of the onlooker himself.



The onlooker is a little hurt by it all, an onlooker said. He feels that the least a celebrity like Gemma Atkinson could do, to repay the onlooker's compliment that "she seemed to be enjoying all the male attention, as every man in the place had his eye on her" is come back with a comment like "the onlooker looked happy and relaxed as he closely monitored a celebrity's actions." But she doesn't.




An onlooker has now taken his life, a close friend said.


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