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The latest danger of the world wide web has emerged: reverse paedophilia.

This is the frightening trend of tech-savvy children that are sexually obsessed with adults. These predatory young perverts have a sickening lust for beguilingly bald, bespectacled 50-year-old men.

They hunt their prey in chat rooms, posing as like minded adults on adult themed websites: The Campaign for Real Ale website has been particularly badly hit, as have many Red Dwarf fansites - the kind of places only the hottest, sexiest adults hang out.




Often the reverse fiddlers will lure them into a meeting at the park, often manipulating the vulnerable men with the promise of borrowing an ultra rare Led Zeppelin bootleg, or the infamous lost episode of Dr Who, then have their wicked way.

Middle aged men are urged to be careful who they chat to online, and should never tell people too much about themselves.