dark beige

"When I lied to my dad about where I was going last night, I should have known that it would lead to me almost being date raped, just like that time I secretly started smoking to fit in with the cool crowd I should have known that I would accidentally burn our house down. Come to think of it, I also should have known that my flirting with the middle eastern exchange student would lead to me being sold into child slavery.

Oh well, it's a lesson learned, again. When dad finally un-grounds me, I'll be sure not to act on any foolish teen impulse that gets me back into trouble."