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They're the wackiest bunch of misfits yet!




Carmel is the youngest BB housemate ever, at just 11. Hailing from Birmingham, the self-confessed chocaholic likes Eastenders and wants to be a vet when she grows up.




Mick is the first mentally retarded housemate to enter the house. He can sometimes lash out when frightened, but can normally be calmed down with the Balamory theme tune.




Deonne is actually a ghost. He died in a car accident in 1995, but hasn't let it hold him back! "I always get a lot of girls", the spectral housemate told us, "they say I look like a dead Ted Danson".




Gavin has unfortunately got his hand stuck to his chin, a defect from birth. Nevertheless, he is a determined canoeist!




Shannon is not bad.




Kwangu is the fun loving mascot for popular instant noodle brand, Kwang.




Shelley Ann Jo looks like a Gladiator, and it pains you to say you would.




Our next housemate is a scientific breakthrough - popular actor Christopher Eccleston has managed to invent a time machine (possibly borrowing technology from Doctor Who in some way), and go back to when he was a teenage boy, grab his younger self and bring him to the present, and put him in Big Brother, for reasons that have not yet been disclosed.




Stavrou is an Albanian gangster, responsible for much of Luton's prostitution and drugs industry. He wants to make new friends and maybe find a girlfriend.




Jane is a 54 year old divorcee from County Donegal, looking to find love for the first time since coming out as a lesbian.




Davey is a supporting character from an early 80s sitcom, that has a cheeky smile, tight jeans and a simple manner - the essence of unthreatening.




Shaliq is a radical muslim, who does not approve of the show.




Kelly is a melted candle on a pig's face.




Clive says that "ugly people disgust me", and the disabled "make me wanna puke - which I do, on the nearest ugly person I can find."





Kelly Jodie Jayne is a hairdresser from the Wirral, who once appeared in the back of a Crimewatch reconstruction and subsequently dated Nick Ross.




Shonelle says she "is all about that".