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Festival goers in for a hate-filled treat!

Robert Mugabe is set to make a surprise appearance at this year's Glastonbury music festival. The African dictator legend - who is in the middle of his 'Backwards Nazi' UK tour - is reportedly set to perform at the world famous three-day event on Sunday.

Organiser Emily Eavis revealed on Wednesday a last-minute surprise guest was set to play - but refused to say who.

She told the official Glastonbury festival website: "We've just confirmed a really exciting last-minute surprise on The Park Stage, but we can't announce that yet."

The name had been kept under wraps until today's reports that the funky dictator is to play at the event.

Anyone who tries to leave while he performs will be beaten and raped by thugs, but Mugabe denies that he is worried about rival, smaller stages, calling acts like Franz Ferdinand "big imperialist babies".