WHICH OASIS ARE YOU?

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Ever wondered which Oasis you most resemble - the Manc rockers, the non-carbonated fruit drink, the high street fashion store or the desert paradise? Well, take our test and find out!

1. Which phrase best describes you?

a) I'm a big fookin' legend, mate.

b) I'm fresh and funky and fruity!

c) I'm stylish and contemporary and good value.

d) I'm a few palm trees, some rocks and a pond.


2. What's your idea of heaven?

a) A pint of Stella, a white line and day in the sunshiiiiiiiine.

b) A tangy fusion of summer berries, pure water and attitude.

c) A matching stylish skirt and blouse for under £60.

d) A few palm trees, some rocks and a small pond.


3. You're walking along the street and see an old man being attacked by a gang of youths - what do you do?

a) Tell the youths that if they look into your mind's eye, they'll never know the man who came to die.

b) Refresh the victim with summer fruits.

c) Offer everyone a 25% off voucher to stop.

d) Nothing.


How did you do?

Mostly As - You're the "brothers Grim" and those nondescript ones at the back who keep changing - Oasis!

Mostly Bs - You're the fresh fruit drink - Oasis!

Mostly Cs - You're the women's high street fashion chain - Oasis!

Mostly Ds - You're some Palm trees, a few rocks and a pond in the desert - an oasis!


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