CREDIT CRUNCH * CREDIT CRUNCH * CREDIT CRUNCH
The CREDIT CRUNCH is even hitting Britain's legions of recreational drug users hard - meaning they've had to STOP SNORTING COCAINE and START SNORTING BREAD.
"A gram of coke usually costs 50 quid, whereas a sliced white family loaf is only 52p at ASDA" a source said. A new underground scene has emerged around the fibrous drugs' popularity in east London, and the now legendary "Bap Sessions" in Shoreditch. New dance styles like Belgian Breadstep and Speed Granary have also grown in popularity, with Lily Allen apparently a big fan.
Police have promised zero tolerance on the drug and have raided many fashionable bars to sweep toilet surfaces for telltale crumbs. "Anyone found selling bread to anyone will be prosecuted", they warned.
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