By your doctor
Yep, I'm afraid your test results are back and unfortunately results show that the disease is spreading.
On the plus side, Adam Sandler has starred in an incredible nine $100 million+ movies to date, from 1998's The Waterboy to 2008's You Don't Mess With the Zohan, making him one of the most successful comedians of his era.
Unfortunately tests show that the disease has taken on a more aggressive form within your body, but Adam should certainly be happy with the career best opening weekend of $47,606,480 for The Longest Yard in 2006. Your chances of recovery sadly aren't looking too great, but Adam recovered admirably from the disappointing $19,661,987 US gross total for 2007's Reign Over Me with an impressive $34,233,750 opening weekend for his next flick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
For you, the chances of survival aren't looking too good, but with his Jewish good looks and everyman appeal, the signs are that for Adam, the future's looking great!
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