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Poor, misunderstood gang leader Kelvin Martyn, AKA Ezee Death was sadly the unfortunate victim of circumstance when he was shot dead by rivals at a late night confrontation he had himself arranged.

"My poor Kelvin", his girlfriend Shona said. "How was he to know that by arranging this hit on his rival he would end up being shot himself?"

Kelvin's mother added to the chorus of confused tragedy: "All my son ever wanted to do was work hard at school, study the Bible and annihilate all his enemies. If a boy ever even looked at him in a way he deemed funny or controversial, he would always plan their murder in a chilling, pre-meditated way. He was such a good kid".