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Slut Puppet Feigns Sexual Liberation for Corporate Ends

Fiesty young pop star Katy Perry has shown the world that lesbianism isn’t just about producing loss making, feminist fanzines and sublimating childhood sexual trauma. It’s fun too!

Her pseudo-sapphic shenanigans have demonstrated that young Katy isn’t afraid to break mild to non-existent taboos to try to shock the backward super power you and I know as America.

So what taboos can we look forward to seeing Katy break in the form of song next?

I Taught Darwinism in the Public School System and I Rather Enjoyed It

I Lobbied for Socialised Health Care and It Turned Out Not Be the Thin End of the Wedge of A Communist State

I Openly Disagreed With Financially Backing the Racist Policies of the State of Israel and To Be Honest it Felt Like the Moral Thing to Do

I Suggested That If Everyone Owns a Gun This Makes it More Not Less Likely that Minor Arguments Will End in Gun Related Fatalities, and I Was Very Pleased With Myself

In other pop news former teen pop princess Britney Spears is attempting to regain the initiative with her cover of the Dave Clarke Five’s Merseybeat hit ‘I Took It Up the Arse and Pretended to Like It’.

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