dark beige

Stevie S: The motherfucker just really looks like me man, but he's 20 years younger. He's got more energy, plus he's never seen all the crazy fucked up shit that I have. That faggot was still in high school when I played Johnny Hatcher in Marked for Death, for Christ's sake!

Anyway, I'm just kind of a little tired out right now; I need another holiday in Eastern Europe, but I gotta keep making these straight to DVD / free magazine giveaway movies or the cheques are gonna dry up.

So I figured this prick could start to take over a few more jobs for me - fan conventions, laundry, McDonalds runs - all the shit of my day to day life. It's kind of like that Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity, but there's only two of us, and it isn't surprisingly funny, like that movie actually is.

Now this lucky shmuck's doing pretty much everything for me, as I basically just lie in bed, watch Quincy (he may be the only man in the known universe who's actually more badass than me) and eat KFC, while browsing teen porn on my laptop.



He should think himself lucky".