*As in, they're cool and talented, not because they're violent rosacea sufferers
Meet the hot new faces on the block who will be rocking YOUR world in 2009...
James Pembleton-LaForge Jones
This dishy young 19 year old is the latest in the long Pembleton-LaForge Jones acting dynasty to hit the screens, with a combination of insolent good looks and thespian chutzpah that is sure to see his star shine bright in 2009. Up first in British Raj period ensemble The Little Brown Boy, Pembleton etc will then be seen in Mike Leigh's Ne'erdowell before starring alongside Hollywood heavyweight Dustin Hoffman in superhero blockbuster Captain Britain. Critics and peers alike have hailed JPLJ as an exciting new talent to watch for. "He's lovely", Sir Ian McKellen enthused.
Max Kilroy Silk
Controversial ex-TV presenter and UKIP politician Robert isn't the only Kilroy Silk making waves - young grandson Max is only 9 but already is being hailed as the next Graham Coxon. His first album, St Ives was a haunting, bittersweet collection of guitar only folk songs, inspired by the art scene of the 60s in the quiet Cornwall town, and next year will see Max collaborate with Damon Albarn on a poem, compose the music to the new Martin Scorcese movie and release his second opus, the more upbeat Hello Dresden.
Fenula Jones-Lavelle
Take one part Keira Knightley to two parts Meryl Streep and what do you get? Fenula Jones-Lavelle, the beautiful young English actress who's enchanting the acting world. Aged just 14, she's become Woody Allen's latest muse, and will also play mysterious new pupil Gretchen Mulligan in the next Harry Potter film.
Aarten Gloop
This Danish four piece are so cool right now, you'd be advised to wear a fleece if meeting them out in public. The hip Dane punks are certainly not your normal rock band - lead singer Aldus Clown is severely retarded, while lead guitarist Gunther 2 is a convicted paedophile. The other two are all quirky in some way as well. With fans from James Corden to Madonna singing their praises already, expect the band to go mainstream when their first album Klaus Piss gets a major release in the UK.
Argos Voucher
Hailing from the mean streets of East Dundee, this Scottish rapper has been described as the Celtic Eminem, while legend Jay Z wants to collaborate on a track. Voucher, real name Thomas Pope, raps about the harsh realities of growing up on a diet of stodgy, battered foods and cigarettes, and his first album Scot Nothing to Do With It should see him confirmed as our most exciting urban voice since Mike Skinner.
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