That much we know for certain.
But if it was ever somehow revealed that he infact was, here is how The Sun might re-interpret some of his biggest film hits:
Cocktail = Cock Tale
Top Gun = Top Bum
Days of Thunder = Gays of Thunder
Rain Man = (It's) Rain(ing) Men
Born on the Fourth of July = Gay Porn on the Fourth of July
Far and Away = Far and a Gay
Eyes Wide Shut = Arse Wide Open
A Few Good Men & The Firm are good to go.
TWEET THIS!
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