"You came into my life in Faces in Gants Hill,
Your smiling face gave me a sexy thrill.
I knew that you was off the telly,
So I overlooked your protruding belly.
We started going out, and had loads of rows,
But when you got ill, it was time for vows.
Wedding ones.
Also, I attacked a kid,
I'm sorry for them things I did.Now you fly, fly so high,
In the sky, the sky, the sky.
Why? O Why?
Why did you die?
You're looking down now from the sky, the sky".
Update: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a151291/tweed-to-read-poem-at-goodys-funeral.html
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8 comments
Must have had some help from Andrew Motion.
Posted on 19 March 2009 at 16:23
When you got a 4th letter saying you had cancer,
you went to BB in India, which was a bit of a chance-ah.
you said you thought it might just go away,
Which is a sad indictement of the British education system today.
Posted on 19 March 2009 at 17:01
That's worthy of Pete Doherty:
"I'm a rock god
With a skinny bod
I take loads of smack
And smoke some crack
People think I'm cool
So who's the fool?"
Posted on 19 March 2009 at 17:45
Kenneth Branagh: "I'm inspired by the Bard, and my face is full of lard"
Posted on 19 March 2009 at 19:56
Too soon
Posted on 20 March 2009 at 02:15
I'm simultaneously weeping and masturbating over LivingTv.
Posted on 20 March 2009 at 12:14
your mean poem has made me sick,
i think that you are such a prick.
I love jade, my queen of hearts,
I'd like to kick your private parts
Posted on 20 March 2009 at 13:19
It just goes to show you can't be too careful.
Posted on 21 March 2009 at 00:45
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