Jack Tweed's real funeral poem: "If only I could stop the clock and turn back the hands of time. To a moment in a crowded room when your eyes looked into mine. If only I could walk once more on a sandy beach with you. Holding hands with Bob and Fred the way we used to do.
My life will never be the same without you by my side. Grief almost too much to bear, pain difficult to hide. But when we look into the sky for the brightest star above, Bobby, me and Freddie will send you all our love."
The fake one: "You came into my life in Faces in Gants Hill.Your smiling face gave me a sexy thrill.I knew that you was off the telly,so I overlooked your protruding belly.
We started going out, and had loads of rows, But when you got ill, it was time for vows.Wedding ones.
Also, I attacked a kid,I'm sorry for them things I did.
Now you fly, fly so high,In the sky, the sky, the sky.Why? O Why?Why did you die?You're looking down now from the sky, the sky".
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