Posted by Posted by Dark Beige On 20:09

By Paul Heiney, host of ITV1's Countrywise

We're the best gentle look at the British countryside, wildlife and our beautiful waterways on network TV. You lot are a bunch of fucking amateurs. I bet you all live in that bloody London, for a start. Probably bought your wellies at Harrods, for Christ's sake!

You make me sick. Just because you've got a prime slot on a Sunday night on BBC1, and get millions of viewers, while we're hidden away in some scheduling backwater, up against Eastenders, doesn't mean you're better. Just remember, Independence Day made a lot more money than The Shawshank Redemption on release, and you don't see that cropping up on people's all time top ten lists, do you?




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  1. Anonymous Said,

    I'd be bang up for Nick Knowles giving an amusing, amiable bloke's view of the countryside.


    Maybe a misplaced bloke's welly in some pigshit and amusing trouble for a bloke operating a tractor, reversing into haybales. finished off with an evening in the pub among blokes where it all levels out in his natural environment be it a rural or urban pub where none of that ridiculous country shit matters anyway and can be written off as 'cobblers' with a pint and a wink.

    Posted on 12 June 2009 at 05:11


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