PETER ANDRE TO REMOVE 'KATIE' TATTOO FROM HAND

Posted by Posted by Dark Beige On 20:32



Peter Andre has announced that he will have his wife's name removed from his finger, in a tit for tat (or tits for twat) move.

Peter isn't sure whether to have the whole word "Katie" surgically removed, or try to disguise it as another word. Current favourites include Haiti ("I really want to go on holiday there, but I'm scared of voodoo"), Matey ("great bubble bath, mate") and Kuwaiti ("where's that?")


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3 comments

  1. Mark Chamberlain Said,

    What the hell is that massive wedge of bush he's got his hand in?

    1. His bonce
    2. His armpit
    3. A lonely merkin

    Posted on 2 July 2009 at 15:58

     
  2. Dark Beige Said,

    Agreed, it's creepy (hello by the way)

    Posted on 2 July 2009 at 17:34

     
  3. Dark Beige Said,

    or he's patting a child on the head (also creepy)

    Posted on 2 July 2009 at 17:34

     

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