"THAT'LL SHOW PETE": JORDAN KILLS HARVEY TO ANNOY PETER ANDRE



"Ha ha, gutted Pete...I really miss you, babes"

PRISON WATCH, WITH JACK TWEED



If I have a son, I'm gonna call him Harris

DARK BEIGE RADIO - PODCAST 11: WATERGATELY



Where were you when we lost OUR John Lennon?

A celebrity packed edition, also discussing Roxanne Reid, Jack Tweed: Crime Traveler and good old Mitch Winehouse.

http://darkbeige.podbean.com/

PRISON WATCH, WITH JACK TWEED



I fought the law, and my mate filmed it on his mobile

PRISON WATCH, WITH JACK TWEED



My lawyer told me there's been a miscarriage of justice. I said "I'm so sorry for you, how sad to lose a baby".

BUBLE BATH



I'M AN INSECT ATTRACTED TO LIGHT



You do the Moth

WHY ARE MAC'S RACIST?



Because they're not PC

WHY CAN'T MR T BUY A HOUSE QUICKLY?



Because he's in a chain

COMING SOON TO BBC ONE: FECAL MATTERS



Robert Kilroy Silk returns to the BBC after a 5 year racism-based absence to present this hard-hitting topical discussion show, themed around faeces and all things fecal. "It's a bit like Question Time, but with a lot more shit" the silver fox promised.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, WITH BABY HARVEY




Jordan's kid just loves being swung around in parks!

I wish i'd been around back in the days of swinging London. The Beatles, Carnaby Street... and loads of people swinging me round in parks.

NICK GRIFFIN: WHEN I SAID CHURCHILL WOULD VOTE BNP I MEANT THE INSURANCE DOG



"He DOES agree with us on immigration"




"Ohhh yes"

DUNCAN BANNATYNE FUNDS SOCIAL PROJECTS WHILE SEXUALLY ASSAULTING WOMEN



You could say he's a philanth-rapist.


NB: He doesn't really.

I'M A COMMIE CHEF



"I just love Lenin"

EMOTIONAL WRECK



"I miss my friends so much"

WHAT'S A BEE'S FAVOURITE PORN MAG?



Reader's Hives

DARK BEIGE IS ON HOLIDAY



Off for a short break. No new posts until Thursday the 22nd.

Dark Beige Radio: Podcast 10 released on Podbean /iTunes on Friday morning - The TV Detective special, part 2, featuring Renegade, Columbo and more.




Next podcast: Friday 30th October, discussing wrestling. For any requests or suggestions for wrestlers to discuss or anything else, e-mail darkbeigeradio@hotmail.com.

HARVEY HITS TWITTER!



Jordan's son is the latest celebrity to join the social networking site

PRISON WATCH, WITH JACK TWEED



Just heard the sad news...RIP Stephen Gately.



Yeah, and I bet your arse did have a rip and all, ha ha.

I feel your pain.

PRISON WATCH, WITH JACK TWEED



I saw the Shawshank Redemption the other day, and it really got me thinking...Finally I knew what I had to do.

I'm gonna teach other lags how to read.

STEPHEN GATELY'S DEATH IS THE EVENT THAT WILL DEFINE A GENERATION



You could even call it our Watergately.

DAILY MAIL EXCLUSIVE: THE SECRET SHAME STEPHEN GATELY HID FROM FANS






The star was actually straight as an arrow and liked football and beer and stuff. But he pretended to be "gay" to attarct the pink pound, in another sad indictment of Blair / Brown's Britain.

STEPHEN GATELY "STILL DEAD"



Police in Majorca have today confirmed that Stephen Gately has failed to miracously come back to life in the last 24 hours. Despite the hopes and prayers of thousands of Boyzone fans across the globe, the tragic star is very much still dead.

Members of Boyzone flew to Majorca in the hope that their presence might somehow revive him, but alas it wasn't to be. "Maybe if Louis Walsh flew out here, Stephen would wake up", band member Mikey Graham said.

HAS ROBBIE WILLIAMS TAKEN A JOB TEACHING GIANTS?



Because his pupils looked absolutely massive on X Factor last night.

PRISON WATCH, WITH JACK TWEED



People ask me how I keep up with all my favourite TV shows while I'm inside. I use video on remand ; )

DANNI MINOGUE'S HOMOPHOBIC X FACTOR JIBE OFFENDS STEPHEN GATELY TO DEATH



Dannii Minogue has apologised for the comment that she made about Danyl Johnson's sexuality on last night's The X Factor. The bisexual contestant altered the lyrics of 'And I Am Telling You' by Jennifer Hudson so that he was singing about a woman, rather than a man.

Minogue said: "If you're to believe everything you read in the papers, then you didn't need to change the gender references in the song."

The 37-year-old's remark was met with outrage by Johnson's mentor Simon Cowell, who replied: "You can forget playing any of those games with him. I'm not having that. This guy sang his heart out. Give him some credit."

An X Factor statement on Minogue's official blog explained that the judge had not meant to cause offence. It read: "Dannii is mortified if her comments have been misinterpreted as she has always been hugely supportive of the gay and bisexual community for her entire career."


But just hours later, the true devestation caused by Minogue's bigoted slur were revealed - openly gay pop star Stephen Gately, in many ways the "Proto-Danyl" was dead!

The Boyzone singer died suddenly at the age of 33 while on holiday in Majorca. Spanish police said there were no signs of suspicious circumstances, but the cause of death is not yet known...or is it? Had Minogue not clearly offended the out and proud star to death? She clearly did.

Gately was on holiday with his long-term partner Andy Cowles. His bandmates said they were "completely devastated" and are now travelling to Majorca (but just for a holiday). Boyzone manager Louis Walsh has pulled out of Sunday's edition of ITV1's X Factor in the wake of Gately's death, furious at Danni for killing 20% of his cash cow. The four remaining members of Boyzone described Gately as "our friend and brother". "We have shared such wonderful times together over the years and were all looking forward to sharing many more" a statement said.

Now everyone in the world is furious at Minogue, blaming her for EVERYTHING. "She's fucked the whole world up" one blogger added.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8301187.stm

PRISON WATCH, WITH JACK TWEED

Everyone keeps making jokes about me dropping the soap, but I use shower gel. Lynx Alaska, to be exact.

CLEVER CLOGS



Because of Nietzsche's evocative style and often outrageous claims, his philosophy generates passionate reactions running from love to disgust, and it has drawn amateurs of all kinds to be heavily involved in the project of interpretation as well.

DARK BEIGE RADIO - PODCAST 9: A BUNCH OF DICKS



Part 1 of a two-part special on TV detectives

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