Celibate Cypriot pop hunk Peter Andre went on the rampage at a primary school in Sussex this morning, leaving 15 children dead and several others injured, before he was killed in a shootout with police.

The "Insania" star entered the school in Hayward Heath, a town of 57,000 near Brighton, at about 9.30am (8.30am GMT) and began firing.

Dressed in black combat gear, he killed nine students and three teachers at the school, as well as one person at a nearby clinic, before fleeing in a car. As he systematically stalked and killed his young prey, Andre could be hears loudly shouting "I love those kids!" and singing smooth vocal harmonies. At one point he was heard by a witness who escaped muttering "Got to lay that one down in the studio, mate".

A video released on the star's personal website that morning saw a visibly upset Pete reveal the motives behind his attack - his love of childen Junior, Princess and Harvey, and his anxiety that the schoolkids might one day bully them or harm them in some way. Also, the strain of having stayed celibate for almost a year, which is understandable.


Sussex police said that they would normally want to take Andre in for immediate incarceration, but they really felt for the guy everyone has dubbed "Saint Peter" and instead recommended he just got some rest and stayed away from that bitch Jordan.

Peter will be revealing the REAL reasons why he did it, only in this week's OK! magazine.


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