By Nick Knowles
I famously present DIY SOS, but right now I'm wondering if you've got an SOS of another type for me, one that doesn't involve painting, sawing MDF and surprising mums with cancer. In fact, I'd much rather it involved twisted metal, scorched tarmac, bloody faces and screaming babies.
I've already saved two different people from the wreckage of cars, so let's make it a third.
Everyone knows good things come in threes. This duo is anything but satisfying - like a bodge job by some cowboy builder on a poor mum's patio!
Come on, make it happen. Do It Yourself.