dark beige

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I was fookin drivin me car down the street when i saw this fit fookin fat ass in a pair of tracky b's so I spat out me ribena and shouted "oi luv, get your laughing gear round me nob" and she turned round and laughed and it was that fat bird from them adverts for that posh food and she got in the car.

Then the fookin bitch bought me 9 cars and we had 2 kids. Then we split up. I hate the fookin cow. The end.