"I read about you writing some new children's books on Digital Spy...can't help thinking your rushing into things a bit. Have you done your research? How much? Not 7 years worth, I'll bet. Remember how long you "worked in the studio" on your comeback album? That was more like it. You can't rush these things, got to be thorough.
However, if you do insist on getting it out there fast, and do a reading to some littl'uns...can i come along?"