Noted film critic Mark Cousins reviews the latest porn releases
Hello everyone, and welcome to another edition of my blue movie review, where I find the hidden existential meaning behind the freshest grumble flicks, while pulling myself off.
First up, we have the anal gangbang movie, Up Your Ass 7.
I like this movie. There’s a (WHUMP!) proto-realist nihilism to the way that lead actress Tiffannee Foxxx (the purposefully incorrect spelling pointing out, (WHUMP!) as Krzysztof Kieslowski did so memorably in his Polish masterpiece Krótki Film O Milosci, that existence is (WHUMP!) by it’s very nature dyslexic) has her anus invaded again and again by a (WHUMP!) range of different phalluses.
Here the anus seems to (WHUMP! OH GOD!) represent hope, the phallus, the regret of time passing, as in Zelnik’s seminal Rani Radovi. Foxx’s urgent plea for the men to (WHUMP!) "Fuck my ass!" is repeated like a mantra for the post-Watergate generation, a plea that in many ways UUGH! takes us back to (WHUMP! WHUMP!) infancy, and the tautology of time itself.
The neo-romantic Gothicism of the film’s finale left me feeling-OOH! OH YEAH! COME ON!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no, I hate myself.
Where’s Jim Jarmusch when you need him?
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