dark beige

By Jean Claude Van Damme, at Cannes Film Festival

Look at me, I've still got it! Whoo! I can still flex my muscles and look all strong, but slightly less creepy than Stallone!



Look, I can still flex my leg!



And I can still do my trademark kick to the face!



Beat that Seagal! (Oh you can't, you got all fat!)

I'm still alive and I still matter! Yeah!