Every week, the London Life's celebrated mystery columnist lays it bare with the sometimes ugly truth about life in the capital's glamorous plumbing industry.
I have a friend in the business. Let's call him Mike to spare his dignity. Mike's what I'd call a real plumber's plumbers, an uberplumber if you will. Mike likes the high life and when he hasn't got his hands knee deep in pipes, you can catch him down the fairway where he loves to play a few holes.
Thing is Mike is always playing a few holes, if you catch my drift, and that's what keeps getting him into trouble. He's got women over all town!
One time he told me he went round to plumb in a toilet for that Lesley Joseph off Birds of a Feather, and ended up plumbing her in if you know what I mean! That's the problem with the plumbing life - with the glamour and the glitz that comes hand in hand with the business, women are always going to want you. What Mike needs to remember are some of the rules of the job - like never lay a pipe into fresh shit!
More with the mysterious plumber boy next week!
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