dark beige

Today's burning question: Does a bear shit in the woods?



Jade Goody: It might do, if it has cancer. Like I do.



Mitch Winehouse: My poor Amy can't shit in the woods without some messed-up hanger on being there to push her drugs.



Liam Gallagher: It's top that, pal. Like Lennon and Marley, you know? Real fookin' heroes.



Russell Brand: Yes, and it showed me it's winky woo, and I sucky wucked on it, the poor fella.



John Leslie: I never went near that bear, I swear it. This is all lies.



Pope Benedict XVI: Am I a Catholic? I'm so old, I can't remember.