Monday April 6th, 1.14pm
Who is this "Obama" everyone keeps talking about? Why have I never heard of him? Just kidding! I did that joke in history last week, and I killed it.
Today I'm supposed to be doing my science project but I can't get going. I even tidied my room to get out of it, but it didn't take anyway near the eight hours I'd allotted, so here I am now on this.
I'm real worried because I saw a thing on Discovery about how teenagers are like sponges, how we can learn pretty much anything because our minds are so adaptable. As we get older, our ability to learn slowly and surely drips away. Well, I tried to read my science notes and do a sponge on them, but all I got was an epic fail. At this rate, I'll be retarded by 18.
Good thing I'm going to move to LA when I'm 18 and become a porn star. Seriously, I reckon I could. Jake says they'll never cast someone so young, but he's obviously never seen Barely Legal. I'll show him. Though, just to be clear, that doesn't mean I want Jake to watch me in a porno. That would be creepy and faggy. Jake, if you're reading this, I mean it. Do NOT do it, dude.
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