Ohio's angriest teen blogger
Thursday October 8th, 7.12pm
Ever thought about how many so-called 'celebrities' look like total kindergarten lurkers?
Well, I have. To be honest, it's just about the ONLY thing I think about at the moment, as I've got no girl, no car and school sucks an even bigger boner than ever before.
I guess I should go outside and play some sports or something. That might help.
No, that's gay. I''m just gonna sit here and 'name and shame' instead:
Robin Williams: "Ooh, he's so crazy and funny...no, now he's all dark and dramatic..." No, he's a total kiddie admirer - STAY AWAY
R Kelly: Does this count? He actually IS a pederast. Which doesn't surprise me looking at that stupid beard.
Chevy Chase: He used to be so vibrant, so handsome. Now, kids better hope he don't become Chevy Catch, with that creepy old face.
Clay Aiken: Eeww! Look at that face - who let this guy out of jail? What do you mean he hasn't been in jail? Just look at him!
Al Roker: Today's weather forecast: a lot of 'warm showers' for the under-5s, if you know what I'm saying!
Ellen DeGeneres: Oh what, so she can't be a pederast because she's a woman? I've seen Dateline. Besides, she's a lesbian.
TWEET THIS!
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