We asked the stars...
Brookstein: Yes. But only because Simon Cowell told him to. He uses people. He once made me take a shit in a bin and eat it.
Boyle: Yes, a bear does, while it rapes its own retarded kids and eats AIDS.
Gazza: I know Beary, man. He's OK. I brought some chicken and a can of lager. He won't shit on me.
Andre: I don't know if it does mate. I suppose it might, while looking after it's little cubs. Aah, I love those cute little guys, *blub*.
Gentle Ben: I do sometimes, but only because I miss this little boy so much. Sadly he grew up to look like a paedo.
More bears in woods: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/10/celebrities-speak-their-minds.html