DARK BEIGE RADIO - PODCAST 30: PEDCAST



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SNEAK PREVIEW: MITCH WINEHOUSE'S JAZZ TRIBUTE TO AMY







"A shooby dooby dooby doo wah, doo wah,





My shooby dooby daughter is dooby dooby dooby doo-dead, doo dead"






More Mitch fun in Dark beige Radio Podcast 28, out next week

HOPE MOATS



A new hope



WILL SMITH: I WARNED YOU ABOUT HARDCORE DANCE





Back in 92 in my seminal hit, Summertime, I warned you all that "all that hardcore dance has gotten to be a little bit out of control", but you just didn't listen, did you?







19 years later, and it looks like I was right after all.


As the world dances at "raves" to fast digital beats, just look what's happening out there...


The economy in freefall...






Norwegians going nuts...







Singers tragically dying...







Riots in the streets...




And my wife (maybe) boning Marc Anthony.




This would never have happened if you'd all stuck to some slow summer grooves


Remember kids - "it's cool to dance, but what about the groove that soothes that moves romance?"

PETER ANDRE SELLS HIS KIDS ON QVC





"I love them, mate...yours for £3.99...I'll throw in Harvey and call it a fiver"

19 YEAR OLD FROM ESSEX REVEALED AS HACKER...NO RECENT PHOTOS AVAILABLE



The boy....6 years ago




His computer...20 years ago




His home...60 years ago


BANNATYNE: I LIKE THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH







"I am a God and I do hate fags...smokers are all phaedophiles"

THIRD BIRTHDAY / ON A BREAK


The Dark Beige blog is now just over three years old.


There have been 2775 posts, 26 podcasts, and over 48,000 tweets; 100 jokes about Jack Tweed, and (amazingly) just 45 about paedophiles.

Am taking a small break from the blog to get new inspiration and enjoy the sunshine. Back soon.


RAOUL: I'VE GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND, MON



"And no copper better look at her"

AVRIL FOOLS DAY

"He wasn't a skater boy! She didn't say see you later boy! It was all a joke, ha ha"

CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES A LEVEL RESULTS TO BLOSSOM 5 MONTHS EARLY




"I got straight A's!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"Shit, it's freezing out here"

THE PORTRAIT OF JACK TWEED




"When I look into this mirror I see a really shit drawing of Jade's ghost"

TWEED: I WASN'T BEING DISRESPECTFUL



"When I thought about brave Jade, I was awash with grief...so I thought I'd have a wash in this handy hot tub"

NOT AWIGHT



Barrymore's latest comeback attempt sinks like a Lubbock.

WHY THE BLANK FACE?



Are you staring at me?

GEORGE MICHAEL ASKS FANS TO HELP HIM DO A POO ON TWITTER



Come on! I'm sure together we can all get this to number two!

SPECIAL PHIL


CONNERY: I DON'T LIKE THE CHARLIE SHEEN THESE DAYS



"I haven't taken cocaine in years"

CONVICTED PAEDOPHILE APOLOGISES FOR 'GIGANTIC ERROR OF JUDGEMENT' IN LENDING FERGIE £15,000



"This is deeply embarrassing...What was I thinking?"


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