By Jean Claude Van Damme
I heard what you were saying Seagal, and I don’t like it one little bit. You seem to be throwing your weight around, and nobody does that round here except me! I’m the king of straight-to-video/cable/airline action movies, not you! I’m gonna have to roundhouse your face if you don’t shut up!
Let me just remind you that I am a KICKBOXER who is an experienced STREET FIGHTER. Fuck with me and it’s your DEATH WARRANT! Just being near me is a MAXIMUM RISK, I’ll KNOCK OFF your head, leading to SUDDEN DEATH.
You’ve got NOWHERE TO RUN if you don’t leave now, so go, get AWOL!
Erm...do you want to see my ass?
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