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More crazy quotes from the democrat republic formerly known as celebland!




"This is all a British conspiracy to undermine me" - Like, maybe someone needs to cut down on the wacky baccy, Robert Mugabe!




"Yes, there is an economic downturn, but we can weather the storm" - Maybe that's why your face is so weather beaten, Gordon Brown!!!!!!!!





"I like Ribena" - But it doesn't like you, Andy Scott Lee!!!!!




"I love women. I do" - Me thinks you doth protest too much, Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!




"I'm afraid it's cancer" - "Well hello to you too, Mr Doctor!!!!!!!!!