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Despite being in office for less than a day, a backlash against President Barack Obama has begun in earnest – from Britain’s black community.

Obama has been branded a ‘big-head’, a ‘show off’ and called ‘boastful’ by people such as Norrington Spencer from Peckham. Despite uniting the world’s only super-power in a political movement of hope, courage and optimism, it seems us Brits can’t resist sticking the knife in – even the black ones.

The Baracklash – or blacklash, (take your pick) is expected to culminate in frosty international relations between the UK and America and could even end with a new cold war. Edith Black, from Hackney, had this to say: ‘He’s not even really black. I’ve seen a blackboard in my time, and that is black. Barrack Obama’s face is more like the colour of milky coffee. He can fuck right off.’

The immensely popular President declined to comment on the story.