Kate Moss celebrated her 35th birthday in style – by hosting a medieval banquet in her toilet! The boho-hobo model started the evening sedately enough in the toilets at The Dorchester before moving on to the bogs at The Covent Garden Hotel and the bathroom at the Sanderson Hotel.



Kate then led guests back to her home in St John’s Wood which houses the toilet where the extravagent celebration took place. Insiders reported that the toilet was garnished with tapestries, bottles of mead and suits of armour. The cistern itself is rumoured to be able to seat at least 50 people.


The exclusive bash was staffed by 15 waitresses hurrying back and forth with delicacies fresh from Borough Market, and portable toilets were set up in the living room for guests to do pisses and shits into.


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  1. Anonymous Said,

    Vintage Beige!

    Posted on 21 January 2009 at 14:44

     

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