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We all know Russell Brand has a rapacious sexual appetite for the ladies, but who would have imagined he had a more literal appetite for the fairer sex – he eats them!

The lothario funny man was at Embassy nighclub in Mayfair at the weekend, when his appetite suddenly increased. One girl at the club revealed that Brand, 33, had said to his friend: “Cor, I'm absolutely Hank Marvin! Bring me as many girls as possible. Make sure they are dirty and have big tits – those are the tastiest bits.’

What a charmer! Our female source said: ‘A lot of the girls were whispering to each other that Russell was on the lookout for a snack, and quite a few were very excited about it.’

Before long a queue of gorgeous girls had formed leading in to the VIP area. Inside, Brand cavorted with models, licking his lips and making them laugh by whispering his catch phrase ‘Hari Krishna’ to them.

The sex addict DJ then proceeded to feast on a selection of arsecheeks, boobs and ear lobes before resuming his search for a sexual target in the club. Brand was later seen talking to a tall lady with dark hair for an hour, although eventually left alone. Insiders say he entered her number into his mobile, although it is unclear whether he will bed the beauty or simply call her up if he feels like a midnight snack.