Goodbye Gordon. You never looked quite right on the world stage. That's why I will miss you.
Here are some dark beige memories...
Gordon is not the most photogenic man. He always looks silly and weird in pictures. But he gives good headlines.
Gordon's wife Sarah was often dragged in for no reason to things.
Gordon battled with Cameron in the 2010 election, but ultimately got less votes. He stayed on a bit, and then went. Now he is gone. Adieu, Gordon.