2008: A DARK BEIGE ODYSSEY, PART 3

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May

Boris Johnson wins London Mayor election (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/all-of-london-gets-bj.html), while Bill and Ted's teacher is impressed they paid actors to star in their history presentation (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/did-bill-and-ted-actually-pay-actors-to.html).

Ronan just likes whatever music is in the top ten (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/did-bill-and-ted-actually-pay-actors-to.html), but don't call George Takei lazy (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/hi-im-geoge-takei-and-ive-been-very.html). Michael Stich travels through time to safeguard his 1991 Wimbledon victory (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/stich-in-time-fights-crime.html).

Karl Howman discovers he's illiterate (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/apparently-im-illiterate.html), and a man blames Human Traffic for his crack habit (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-only-became-crackhead-because-i.html). John Leslie reforms (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-reforming.html), and crisis looms as Hollywood runs out of Michael Caine films to remake (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/hollywood-rapidly-running-out-of.html).
A busy month for Ben Elton, who starts a whirlwind romance with Elton John and writes a musical featuring the songs of Craig David (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/its-ben-john.html, http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/ben-elton-announces-his-return-to.html); Brian Sewell critiques rave flyers (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/art-of-90s-rave-flyers.html), and there's a mysterious new bad boy on the square in Eastenders (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/new-bad-boy-in-town-on-eastenders.html).

OJ finally gets it all off his chest (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-so-sorry-for-terrible-things-ive.html), and Paul Gascoigne talks about his favourite film (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/my-favourite-movie-with-paul-gascoigne.html), while Richard from Keeping Up Appearances plans a new adventure (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/if-harrison-ford-sylvester-stallone-and.html).


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