ERIC MENERHAUER - LIFE BEGINS AT 40

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In honour of Eric Menerhauer (our 16-year-old guest blogger from Dayton, Ohio)'s 40th (post) birthday, a quick recap of what's happened so far:

Eric's first post covers an incident at the Ezeefreeze, Fast & Furious, dick breath, London Fog and his sister's cat: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/03/guest-blogger-eric-menerhauer-16-from.html

Eric likes Cadfael, hates Catcher in the Rye: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/03/more-eric-menerhauer.html

Eric says he'd rather bone Kelly Osbourne than Britney, but takes it back: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/03/eric-menerhauer-begins.html



Eric wonders what the point of working hard is, when his phys ed teacher still has a hot wife: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/04/saturday-4th-april-4.html


Eric worries he's stopped being able to learn: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/04/eric-menerhauer_06.html


Eric has a terrible double date with Lisa Hames: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/04/eric-menerhauer_3826.html

Eric worries that looking at Barely Legal makes him a pedophile: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/04/eric-menerhauer_12.html

Eric frets about seeing Lisa Hames at the store: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/04/eric-menerhauer_13.html

Eric muses on which celebrities are secretly assholes: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/04/eric-menerhauer_15.html

Eric recollects his behaviour at a party: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/04/eric-menerhauer_18.html


Eric blasts Beyonce, Madonna, Harrison Ford, Lady Ga Ga and more: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/04/eric-menerhauer_23.html



Eric starts to have doubts about Kirsty: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/04/eric-menerhauer_29.html



Eric worries that Lisa and Kirsty have become friends: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/05/eric-menerhauer_07.html

Eric wonders about the status of girls in baseball caps: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/05/eric-menerhauer_11.html

Eric talks about Somalian pirates, Jake, his sister, careers guidance and House: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/05/eric-menerhauer_13.html

Eric mocks Dayton Airport, en route to Vegas: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/05/eric-menerhauer_15.html

After two weeks of being grounded, Eric recounts what happened in Vegas, culminating in his arrest for soliciting a prostitute: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/05/eric-menerhauer-what-happened-in-vegas.html

Eric rages about needing a girlfriend, Megan Fox, Randy's mom and Susan Boyle: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/06/eric-menerhauer-i-really-need.html


Eric hates the cliche of teen narrators who want to be writers when they grow up: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/06/eric-menerhauer-i-dont-want-to-be.html


Eric goes to a lame christian party in Cincinatti, and is exposed as a fake altar boy: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/06/eric-menerhauer-for-christs-sake-cincin.html

Eric is finally on vacation, and discusses a turd that looks like Ryan Seacrest, his top five women he'd like to bone, and more: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/06/eric-menerhauer-schools-out.html

Eric has an awful fathers day when a sexy waitress mops his erection: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/06/eric-menerhauer-fathers-gay.html

Eric reacts to Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett's deaths: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/06/eric-menerhauer-michael-jackson-and.html

Eric has a terrible first day at a trendy hair salon, when he catches the eye of the gay chief stylist, Anton: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/07/eric-menerhauer-bad-hair-day.html


Eric meets the girl of his dreams, while pretending to be deaf: http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2009/07/eric-menerhauer-day-hearing-aids.html


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